This is my Neapolitan Sticker. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My Neapolitan Sticker is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my Neapolitan Sticker is useless. Without my Neapolitan Sticker, I am useless. I must apply my Neapolitan Sticker true. I must slap straighter than my competitor, who is trying to slap me. I must sticker him before he stickers me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my Neapolitan Sticker and myself are defenders of Lee's brand. We are the masters of Lee's brand. We are the saviors of recognition. So be it, until there is no competition, but peace. Amen.